Don't Hold Your Breath

So has a card of love magically appeared in your mailbox yet? Yeah didn't think so. These days if it can't be texted or tweeted don't hold your breath.

We All Know This Right?

Need I say more.

Box of Chocolates

If all you really wanted was a box of chocolates then go by yourself a box of chocolates. Save yourself the frustration and buy exactly what you like. Not some cheap nasty grocery store box that was made and stored in a warehouse two years ago. Buy the chocolate that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head when that smooth rich cocoa touches your tongue and melts into your taste buds. The kind of chocolate that makes you for a brief moment forget all your woes. Eat all the chocolate you want. Don't hold back just indulge. Every time you take a bite think about what a great life you have. It can't be all that bad. You were able to buy yourself a box of chocolates. Be grateful for it. Yum.

Blah Blah Blah

Love Fly's Free. It sure does, right over your house into the vast realm of "when will my soul mate arrive" nothingness. Actually if you didn't know this I will share a little secret. (Highly over rated.) If you really need someone to love, adopt a pet. It comes with no strings attached. Just pure unconditional love.

And the Rampage Starts

Okay it is a week before V Day and I told you if you think I hate Christmas just wait until Valentines Day. Honestly the most ridiculous over rated waste of energy and money commercialized day of the year.

Be the Queen in your own life. Don't wait for someone else to come along and approve of you. Be irresistable to yourself. Love who you are. "Bee" who you are and quit whining about not having someone "special" to share your life with. I get so sick of people whining about that all the time. At what point do we stop buying that bill of goods that you are incomplete unless you have a partner? Times have changed people. Wake up and start living the life you want as a happy well adjusted SINGLE PERSON. It is okay. It is actually not bad at all if you quit feeding into the fact you are only half a person if you don't have anyone in your life. I see way to many very miserable "whole" people if that is the case.

The Happy Couple

So here is a couple who has given it all for love. Body parts scattered about, bleeding hearts the whole thing. As they get this close to the ledge and are about to take a leap what do you think will happen?
Oh here is the part where you are waiting for some snide remark from me right? Not getting one!!

Cupid'z Poisoned Arrows

So what do you think of my version of Cupid? Need I say more? You get the idea.
Do you think that Cupid has poisoned his arrows with delusions?

Four of Wands

I should have called it Four of Brooms but I didn't. But that is the beauty of playing around with making these. You can always go back and change it!

Give up or Keep Trying?

We all know guys like this don't we? Hell we all have probably dated half of the male population like this. But when you think about it, their is more woman available to date then men. So why should they commit to one woman? It is one big female dessert buffet out there. And when there are so many desperate woman with little respect for themselves can you blame guys? So who's fault is this ladies? His or ours? If there are 1000 woman who all want the same guy and you have self respect and are actually going to make him work for the privledge of dating or even marring you, what do you think he is going to do? I predict pretty much choose the easy every time.  Until "ALL" woman change the game, the self respecting woman have an uphill battle. And this rant is on the premise you can get them off the couch out of thier man caves and away from the Xbox.

8 of Swords

Had any dreams like this lately? Night after night slaying those dragons.

Queen of Wands

See I am not always drab and dreary. This card has a lot of color to it. Almost need sunglasses. A little wishful dreaming for Spring.

Empress