Friday, December 16, 2011

The Dread of it all


The last two day weekend before Christmas to get some shopping in. And you sit over your coffee dreading the crowded mall and gridlocked streets pondering the gifts you still need to buy. But then again if you knew what to buy you would have already gotten it so you obviously don't know what to buy and therefore have to wonder the mall endlessly like a zombie bumping into screaming kids and other up tights who are in the same predicament as you are.


So before heading out for battle, first say a little prayer.


Then put on your armour.


Don't get intimidated by those pushy sales people.


And maybe you will find that perfect gift.
(made in China)


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